Sunday, September 14, 2014


First of all, why are you reading none pizza with left beef?
Second of all, stop wasting the wi-fi.
Last of all, fine. Reach into the hole.
But only one of you.
Three would cause chaos.

Wednesday, September 10, 2014


 That's better.
I meant the flashing, not you.
The wall is less glorious, but oh well.
..
What's that?
How'd that hole get there?
Ugh, we could have readers with epilepsy! This isn't Hamstick, we can't get away with this!
Stop! Stop before I get sued!

Sunday, September 7, 2014

 
Hey, I didn't mean that much, you're blocking my gorgeous view.



 

Hello gorgeous--
Oh.
I meant the wallpaper, but hello to you too, poorly coloured doodle girl.
Think we can get a better drawing of you, maybe?